Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Just spent five minutes taking pictures of my hands for some random guy.
Thanks for reminding me why I talk about you behind your back. Get laid.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
On second thought, trying to signify she was a butter face by wiping my bagel on her cheek may not have been in my best of interests
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
I just can't have sex with a guy who has nicer eyebrows than me
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
I peed in my sheets during a dream. Like straight up. A whole new drunk.
Ew. He is mine. We all know that if he has a mid-life crisis and decides to sleep with a student, I AM THAT STUDENT. She's not friends with him on FB. Reassuring.
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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