There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
she gave me a handjob in the middle of the night and my stomach growled so she walked out totally naked and came back 5 minutes later with two sandwiches. who the fuck says getting married is awful?