Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)
in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
These 23 People Walked In On Someone And Saw Some Crazy Sh*t
Reach down the front of your pants and feel around for a while. When you find your balls, leave the library and meet me at the bar.