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in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
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Reach down the front of your pants and feel around for a while. When you find your balls, leave the library and meet me at the bar.