You wore a man's plastic top hat last night.
No I didn't. Whiskey did.
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
Hung over does not do it justice. I am hung like a horse over. I am hungover and over and over. I am hung, drawn and quartered fucking over. They just told me I can't keep my sunglasses on in the office. Fuck drinking with you people.
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