69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
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Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
There's a bachlorette party going on at the bowling alley, so we'll see who wins greatest shitshow tonight.
It's just not a Friday night unless I'm getting propositioned by a guy in a wheelchair via Facebook messenger...
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Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
Seriously. Texted me 4 times and that didn't wake me up so he nicely called and left a voicemail saying he WOULD call me 8 times. So when he called back I answered.
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
I was unconscious Saturday for like 6 hours after I passed out on the sidewalks of our nation's capital. Thank you America, for bottomless brunch.
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