Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
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He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
Thanks for making breakfast. I usually have cereal and coffee...but i think margaritas and turkey sandwiches could catch on.
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
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Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
Naked. naked and bneed help.
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
That moment when your mom is so drunk she makes you get out of bed to lay in her bed because she thinks it feels like sleeping on a marshmallow peep....
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
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