I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
Have you ever secretly resented a girl for wanting to have sex when all you really wanted to do was rub one out and go to sleep?
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
I'm about to get my nails done. Would the polish name "meet me at the altar" be too straight forward for a first date?
You've got to be fucking kidding me. Do you think "Husband drunkenly pees all over floors" is reasonable grounds for divorce? So pissed off right now.
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
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