I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.