she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
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