Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
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For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex