She gave me a handjob while eating a mcdouble with mayo on the way home from the bars at 2 in the morning. Car was full of people. This could be forever
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.