Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
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Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
After they flagged you, you hid in a bathroom stall and text me to bring you more shots. That kind of drunk.
What if our hands were octopus tentacles?
You're an idiot.
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
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This isn't a because its valentines day booty call, it's a because your cock is phenomenal booty call that happens to be on valentines day..
I was going through my settings and the phone randomly started playing "Crazy Little Thing Called Love" by Dwight Yoakum. Out loud. At full volume. I was shitting. There were 3 other people in the bathroom. I love iOS 7.
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
Oh and itโs been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! ๐๐๐๐ฌ๐ณ๐
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