Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
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SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.