A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
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Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
So I come back home and a huge flock of enormous vultures are on my roof
They're waiting for you to die
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You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
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