I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
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I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
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I'm too drunk to explain this to you. It's too hard.
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
Gay?
German.
Pity.
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
My uterus just tried to get me to buy a tub of cookie dough
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