A few things for you to consider: 1. Drunk enough that I'm looking up the dictionary definition of Wish. 2. Dictionary.com has new features. 3. Windows is offering me 500 business cards for 5 bucks. 4. I've always wanted a card that says I'm a ninja
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"