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She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
She's sitting on the couch buck naked, eating a cupcake for dinner. I'm breaking new ground as a parent here.
I woke up this morning with a hospital armband on containing all the information off my fake i.d. WTF did we do last night!?!?
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
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