so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
Had dinner with my ex husband. The box of wine is gone and I'm laying on the floor in my wedding dress. Where are you?!
He just asked for the blowjob I promised him 3 years ago that he'd get the next time Michigan beat Ohio State. Goddamnit.
A girl pulled up next to me at a stoplight just now, looked around for a second, and then changed her top, bra and all, before the light turned green. New. Hero.
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
Jus had a dream that I borrowed bob dylans car to save us from a pack of raptors. Pretty stoked about it.
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
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