is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
So apparently we dropped beers outside the apartment last night, and someone RETURNED them! Ha like what? I just walked out the front door to Christmas in a box on my doorstep.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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