I legit just woke up on my couch, snuggled up next to some guy who's wearing my roommate's pink bathroble. What the fuck do they put in those shots?
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
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I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
I told her I had the flu when in reality I did way too many drugs last night, haven't slept and don't want to sit through a 3 hour buisness meeting trying to figure out which voices are real and which are in my head
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
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i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?