How'd the date with the redheaded dentist go?
She didn't like my gingervitis joke
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
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Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
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Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?