We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
OK, the bar's closing. Do I go to home to my wife or my girlfriend?
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
you woke me up just to tell me that I was beautiful in every way possible. Then you proceeded to fall asleep with your mouth on my boob.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
whoever threw up in my shampooo bottle is totally getting defriended on facebook.
i tried to stop you. you just kept saying your split ends needed punishment.
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...