I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
21 People Confess What It’s Really Like At An Orgy
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car?
"Grocery shopping" is really just a euphemism for spending $20 on enough frozen food to last 2 weeks and spending the rest of your viable paycheck on alcohol.
These 15 Honest Illustrations Show What Women Do When No One Is Watching
Just as I was applauding myself for the best wing man award, I realized we are going to have to burn our futon.
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
driving home I had the GPS in one hand and puking in the coffee cup
So no more sangria road trips?
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.