I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
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his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
Can I color on your dick again?
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
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IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
Just found out I own a pyramid. Fuck your good grades, I'm living in my pyramid.