If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
Someone asked me what I was drinking, I was drinking rum, but I was also eating starbursts so i told them "daiquiris"
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
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This is the high leading the old right now
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
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Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.