if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
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Someone asked me what I was drinking, I was drinking rum, but I was also eating starbursts so i told them "daiquiris"
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
This is the high leading the old right now
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
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Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.