This is the high leading the old right now
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
What's a nice way of saying "You fell asleep, and I got bored, so I made out with your brother"?
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.