HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
Worse: texted mom-in-law by mistake that I sharted.
Worser: she offered to clean me up
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
It can also be a hat.
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
Two big black bouncers picked you up and escorted you to the elevator.
I didn't even do anything wrong. For all they knew I could have been on the US Olympic Gymnastic team. Would they kick Gabby Douglas out of a bar? I don't think so.