in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
We didn't have a blender so we made the margaritas by running over a garbagebag full of ice with the car and then stirring it with a knife in a French-press coffee pot. CAN YOU SAY RESOURCEFUL?
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
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I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
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And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?