I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
Immediately after I scarfed down an Applebee's appetizer trio for lunch, my boss sent me on an hour long road trip to pick up some parts. Great. I can't wait to shit my pants on US-31 South.
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?