Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
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I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
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Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt