Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
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Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
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Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.