Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
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He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
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Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse