I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
He asked me if I want to play Uber Driver, is this some new sex game or is he drunk and asking for a ride home?
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He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
OH GOOD GOD THE BUFFALO WING SAUCE IS BURNING MY FUCKING CUNT. WHY THE FUCK DID I AGREE TO SPICY AND NOT MILD
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win