would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
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He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
The number of mornings I actually have to say out loud to myself "you must put pants on and go to work" to get motivated is...troubling.
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
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Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
I am a figure skater. You should know better than to let me get drunk near any patches of ice during Olympics season.
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
I did however clean up the cupcakes and vomit so I'm not that bad of a roommate
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.