Just renamed the subject of my sex list on my phone "grocery list" just in case anyone comes across it
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
Have you ever thought, hey maybe the reason we were togather that long was because I was drunk the whole relationship?
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol