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  she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.

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  His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.

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  If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.

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  I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.

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  My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome

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  ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.

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  How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?

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  2.5

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  Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.

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  I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.

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  Hi, my name's audrey!

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  Max?

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  Sorry, this girl is phone-stealing drunk.

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  They shoved things up my nose I feel violated

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  Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!

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  he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.

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  Good news. Hiccups are gone. Bad news. I had to set the bathroom rug on fire to get rid of them. Don't come home until the fire truck leaves.

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