walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
Can u please come get me. My car keys are gone. Somehow I ended up sleeping in my trunk
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
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If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
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I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
I can't find my pants or my car
I didn't even hookup I think I took them off at taco bell...
ha omg I always lose my dignity at taco bell as well... so no big deal.
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
I just won a riveting game of "who can drink the most vodka out of a hollowed out watermelon". Fucking New Yorkers.
I am going to give you the keys to my place
Then I'll give you the keys to my heart