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If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
Oww! U thought rug burn was bad! Fuckin carseat burn hurts like a mother!!!
Wtf?
Use the slutty part of ur brain.
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
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