Texts From Last Night

Last Night in Virginia (757)

Sort By: Date / Good Night / Bad Night

• Favorite

  (757): View more from Virginia

  Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (757): Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns. http://tfl.nu/p6ls
  Replies (7) Good night (772) Bad night (1458) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (757): View more from Virginia

  We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (757): We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out. http://tfl.nu/e9z5
  Replies (4) Good night (868) Bad night (3307) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (757): View more from Virginia

  Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (757): Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this. http://tfl.nu/ylyg
  Replies (20) Good night (3845) Bad night (937) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (757): View more from Virginia

  just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (757): just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life http://tfl.nu/it50
  Replies (5) Good night (872) Bad night (2123) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (757): View more from Virginia

  The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (757): The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was. http://tfl.nu/n6wn
  Replies (3) Good night (2081) Bad night (860) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (757): View more from Virginia

  Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (757): Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow" http://tfl.nu/vtnd
  Replies (7) Good night (2694) Bad night (548)
• Favorite

  (757): View more from Virginia

  It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (757): It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah" http://tfl.nu/ebyl
  Replies (14) Good night (4997) Bad night (551)
• Favorite

  (757): View more from Virginia

  then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (757): then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?! http://tfl.nu/zl1v
  Replies (14) Good night (744) Bad night (3820) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (757): View more from Virginia

  She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (757): She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up http://tfl.nu/s64r
  Replies (4) Good night (1115) Bad night (1934) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (757): View more from Virginia

  Woke up with a migrane, threw up blood, then my headache went away. I'm going to convince myself that it was just a bad batch of blood so I can drink again tonight

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (757): Woke up with a migrane, threw up blood, then my headache went away. I'm going to convince myself that it was just a bad batch of blood so I can drink again tonight http://tfl.nu/0tps
  Replies (25) Good night (1347) Bad night (5472)
• Favorite

  (757): View more from Virginia

  It was around the time I started requesting "big girl straws" from the bartender for my jack and diets, that I knew I'd probably wake up with my sunglasses on and find my wallet in the shower.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (757): It was around the time I started requesting "big girl straws" from the bartender for my jack and diets, that I knew I'd probably wake up with my sunglasses on and find my wallet in the shower. http://tfl.nu/w3u9
  Replies (11) Good night (2675) Bad night (616)
• Favorite

  (757): View more from Virginia

  Okay I woke up in my room, snuggie on, had a water bottle in my hand my tv was on Disney channel and my cigarettes are gone. And I deleted every text in my phone but one that said 'you are absolutely welcome'

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (757): Okay I woke up in my room, snuggie on, had a water bottle in my hand my tv was on Disney channel and my cigarettes are gone. And I deleted every text in my phone but one that said 'you are absolutely welcome' http://tfl.nu/u586
  Replies (17) Good night (4314) Bad night (716)
• Favorite

  (757): View more from Virginia

  he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (757): he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree. http://tfl.nu/5ajs
  Replies (4) Good night (2936) Bad night (598)
• Favorite

  (757): View more from Virginia

  I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (757): I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it. http://tfl.nu/htjg
  Replies (10) Good night (2832) Bad night (969) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (757): View more from Virginia

  1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (757): 1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat http://tfl.nu/2xgh
  Replies (3) Good night (852) Bad night (2986) Order T-Shirt