Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?