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i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
some girl just asked me if I was that guy that hooked up with nine girls in one night. officially a local celebrity. gonna try and autograph her boobs.
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
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