Last Night in Mississippi (662)

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  Bang-toberfest begins!!

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  OMG. Drunk.

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  I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.

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  Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.

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  There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?

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  Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.

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  Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?

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  He just snapchatted me a picture of his cock. The angle makes it look like a freakin skyscraper. Thinking of photoshopping a little monkey on it.

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  it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex. 

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  Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?

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  He blew a load on his roommates pillow just to piss him off. Why did you introduce me to these people?

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  IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.

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  We get an extra hour of sleep. That means we can take an extra shot tonight. Sound logic. Thank you daylight savings.

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  So I fucked that hot french guy last night

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  You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.

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  Are you drinking alone?

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  no, i'm watching house

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  That doesn't count.

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  wtf, then i'm always alone

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  I just dropped a paperclip into my cleavage while talking to the company president... That's an awkward moment.

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  Did you at least offer to let him get it out??

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