Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
He knows whenever I get drunk I'm going to call him and make fun of his major. Its like a reverse booty call.
My dick has a subreddit
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.