It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
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Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
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I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.