How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards