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And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.

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(601): And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob. http://tfl.nu/lvxa

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Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.

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(601): Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin. http://tfl.nu/g9sf

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Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..

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(601): Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store.. http://tfl.nu/p81s

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I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.

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(601): I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it. http://tfl.nu/j6vg

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Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.

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(601): Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall. http://tfl.nu/qd0i

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Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.

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(601): Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back. http://tfl.nu/ihr9

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After throwing up in a tequila bottle on my nightstand (still not sure how she did that) she asked if she could slip into something more comfortable.

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(601): After throwing up in a tequila bottle on my nightstand (still not sure how she did that) she asked if she could slip into something more comfortable. http://tfl.nu/u7w9

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this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here

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on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends

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Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?

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(601): Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time? http://tfl.nu/q1z9

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we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.

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(601): we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again. http://tfl.nu/0kiq

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I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.

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(601): I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha. http://tfl.nu/8fn5

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Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.

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(601): Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit. http://tfl.nu/lbl1

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Woke up this morning with a note saying "great sex, see you never". Why can't I meet more women like her?

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(601): Woke up this morning with a note saying "great sex, see you never". Why can't I meet more women like her? http://tfl.nu/n019

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Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.

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(601): Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate. http://tfl.nu/i871

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He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.

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(601): He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows. http://tfl.nu/pp93

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