Texts From Last Night

Last Night in New York (585)

Sort By: Date / Good Night / Bad Night

• Favorite

  (585): View more from New York

  Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (585): Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester. http://tfl.nu/c1r2
  Replies (5) Good night (1728) Bad night (759) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (585): View more from New York

  ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (585): ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity. http://tfl.nu/72qs
  Replies (16) Good night (2741) Bad night (758) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (585): View more from New York

  I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (585): I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei? http://tfl.nu/dlk1
  Replies (22) Good night (3295) Bad night (751) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (585): View more from New York

  she just uttered the sweetest sentence in the english language...my stripper friends are coming over

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (585): she just uttered the sweetest sentence in the english language...my stripper friends are coming over http://tfl.nu/tk3t
  Replies (13) Good night (9414) Bad night (742) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (585): View more from New York

  he just asked me to email him a handle of captain morgans...how sober do you think he is?

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (585): he just asked me to email him a handle of captain morgans...how sober do you think he is? http://tfl.nu/uyol
  Replies (10) Good night (4439) Bad night (726) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (585): View more from New York

  Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (585): Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven. http://tfl.nu/xlkq
  Replies (9) Good night (5988) Bad night (723)
• Favorite

  (585): View more from New York

  Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up

  (1-585): View more from New York

  Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (585): Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up (1-585): Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit http://tfl.nu/gck7
  Replies (6) Good night (2139) Bad night (707)
• Favorite

  (585): View more from New York

  Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (585): Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary. http://tfl.nu/sahm
  Replies (8) Good night (1656) Bad night (702)
• Favorite

  (585): View more from New York

  any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (585): any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later? http://tfl.nu/w8i3
  Replies (16) Good night (5501) Bad night (690) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (585): View more from New York

  i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (585): i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair? http://tfl.nu/daid
  Replies (30) Good night (10228) Bad night (689)
• Favorite

  (585): View more from New York

  My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (585): My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon. http://tfl.nu/q628
  Replies (8) Good night (3392) Bad night (683) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (585): View more from New York

  its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (585): its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck http://tfl.nu/jjii
  Replies (14) Good night (3516) Bad night (682) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (585): View more from New York

  i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (585): i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in" http://tfl.nu/uuti
  Replies (6) Good night (3694) Bad night (679) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (585): View more from New York

  Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (585): Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone http://tfl.nu/rrl6
  Replies (3) Good night (3950) Bad night (667) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (585): View more from New York

  You tried to tip the paramedic for finding you.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (585): You tried to tip the paramedic for finding you. http://tfl.nu/pv3c
  Replies (9) Good night (7105) Bad night (664) Order T-Shirt