please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
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she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
I just had unprotected sex with a stranger. but i did him wearing nothing but my pearls. so its classy.
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
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Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.