You had a beer at 10:30 this morning?
Ya, I didn't have any Tylenol.
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
Haha so you are never gonna want to meet my mom now...she just found your thong in her front seat
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
Ordered a large pizza and definitely just paid the cab driver in pizza slices. I'm glad there's someone out there that's just as fat at heart as we are.
they call him Oral-B. enough said