I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
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The moment when you and your BFF compare frequently used emojis and realize you have similar mental disorders and a really weak alibi.
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
I kind of really want to call off the engagement but I kind of need his mom's mashed potatoes on thanksgiving so I'm between a rock & a hard place here
Nothing like putting a Percocet up your nose because you spent your night drinking heavily and can't drink water to make you heavily reconsider your life choices
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i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
I think pants incapable of making pants work
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
Come camping we have xanax and steaks