so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
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He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
My husband just tried to seduce me by saying we can do it doggystyle so you can watch tv
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As long as you're not dating white guys again.
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow