the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
Did I ever tell you that the first person i made out with cried?
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
why is my clorox wipe dispenser full of tortillas?