I know you are passed out now but when you wake up in the morning your keys are in the freezer and your probly gunna want to apologize to your gf...
Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
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I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
I just found a dead bug in my nose. if that's the worst thing up there im considdering myself lucky.
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
Everytime she opens her mouth it's like a fucking terrorist attack on my life.
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
You went to the wrong car, tried to open the locked door, and started crying because you thought we were playing a mean trick. Then the owner came...