OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
Apparently you make a good broom.
I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
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dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
I need help removing her.
Did you go home with that guy without me?
Sorry boo - it's pouring and I found a boy with a car
Can i not drive my cunt home
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Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
can't come. weird drunk guy passed out on couch. long story, tell u later.
wtf. wake him up, call him a cab, get over here!
i just want to make sure he doesn't die. or rob me. plus it's facinating, he's faceplant on the arm of my sofa.
Well douche your snatch and let's go!
What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.